Thursday, March 16, 2006

Foods flash

Set the timer for 10-15 minutes. Pick one of the following headlines and write the news report.
  • Teddy Grahams may slow spread of ankle stones.
  • Battered liver could prevent excitable neck.
  • Powdered pancake mix could cause ear shrinkage.
  • Jellied beef could cause squeaky gums.
  • Boiled cake could increase risk of armpit flatulence.
  • Olestra may lead to rectal weasels.
  • Turkey neck may increase risk of tongue arthritis.
These were automatically generated at The Not My Desk New Food Dire Warning And/Or Healthful Revelation Generator.

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