Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for April 2007

Tabloid headlines from 2005 since the City Newstand list is on hiatus.

From the City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from APRIL 2005

1. CURSE OF THE ICE MAN! — SUN
   
2. PHANTOM OF THE IVORIES Liberace's ghost haunts Vegas nightspot — SUN
   
3. GOD'S AUTOGRAPH SELLS FOR $500 MILLION — WWN
   
4. JILTED BRIDE ASKS FOR VOLUNTEER FROM AUDIENCE — WWN
   
5. GUY DIALS PHONE # ON TOILET WALL — & FINDS HIS MISSING MOM! — WWN
   
6. PRUNE JUICE MAKES YOU STUPID — WWN
   
7. VAMPIRE POODLES GO ON BLOODY RAMPAGE! — WWN
   
8. Something's killing off our sea monsters — and scientists are baffled — SUN
   
9. GNOMES OF DEATH LURE DIVERS TO DROWNING HORROR — SUN
   
10. It's like Oscar night for terrorists . . . WHO WILL WIN THE OSAMA? — WWN